Satan Called T-Shirt — Goth Humor Graphic Tee (“He Said Calm Down”)

Satan Called T-Shirt — Goth Humor Graphic Tee (“He Said Calm Down”)

A bold, vintage-inspired tee that wears like a story. The dark, comic-style artwork — a gothic heroine in a blazing scene with the headline “Satan Called… ‘He said calm down.’” — reads like a punk rock poster you found in a dusty record store. It sits on a soft, lightweight cotton body that drapes easily and moves with you. Wear it to scream-laugh with friends at late-night shows, slip it on for record-hunting afternoons, or keep it on for couch days when you want a piece that feels equal parts rebellious and comfortably broken-in. The print’s distressed, high-contrast palette pops against the shirt’s deep background while the crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette familiar and wearable.

This shirt is for people who collect moods and moments — the sarcastic, the theatrical, the vividly absurd. It gives a little attitude without shouting so loud it can’t be layered under a jacket or styled with worn jeans. The result is a statement piece that’s lived-in from the first wear, pairing edgy illustration with a tee that actually wants to be part of your everyday rotation.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² for all-season comfort
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
– DTG/DTF printed details with durable, high-contrast artwork

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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