T-Shirt — “Current Status: Available in Theory” Possum Graphic Tee

T-Shirt — “Current Status: Available in Theory” Possum Graphic Tee

Slip into a tee that speaks quiet sarcasm and late-night thinking. This soft cotton shirt wears a moody opossum illustration and bold, hand-lettered text that reads like a personal status update: “Current Status: Available (in Theory).” It feels lived-in and honest — the kind of top you reach for when you want to be comfortable but still send a clear, clever message. Lightweight and breathable, it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans for a weekend of coffee shop plotting or slow Sunday mornings. The subtle natural flecks (on the unprocessed color) and a clean crew neckline give it character without shouting. For anyone who loves dry humor, cozy fits, and designs that start conversations, this tee slides into everyday life with a wink.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wearing; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
– Direct-to-Garment print on body with optional DTF sleeve/neck label prints available

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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