Duck Pilot T‑Shirt — “One Minor Inconvenience Away From Screaming”
A soft, lived-in tee that brings a darkly funny, rebellious energy to your everyday wardrobe. The shirt features a chaotic goose-in-flight illustration—helmet, headset, and wings spread—mid-squawk with the caption hinting at barely-contained meltdown. It feels like the soundtrack to messy road trips, late-night gaming sessions, and those days when you’re theatrically done with everything. Lightweight and breathable, the fabric drapes easily so the artwork sits bold and unapologetic on the chest. Wear it with ripped jeans, a beanie, or under an open flannel to let the goose do the talking when words won’t do.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
– Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
– DTG/DTF printed artwork with optional sleeve print and printed inner neck label
– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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