T‑Shirt — “If It’s On Your Plate, It’s Your Calories” Vintage Dining Tee

T‑Shirt — “If It’s On Your Plate, It’s Your Calories” Vintage Dining Tee

This black crew-neck tee wears its personality on the chest. Vintage-style lettering reads “If it’s on your plate, it’s your calories,” framed by two grim-reaper-like figures sharing a meal — a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek nudge toward personal responsibility with a gothic, dark-humor twist. The lightweight, ring-spun cotton feels soft against the skin and drapes in a classic fit, so the design reads clearly whether you’re lounging at home or out grabbing coffee. It pairs easily with high-waist jeans, layered under an open flannel, or thrown on for a relaxed night with friends. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, start a conversation, or make a subtle statement about choices — the artful, slightly macabre illustration gives the shirt character without shouting for attention.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft and breathable
– Classic crew neckline and classic fit for versatile everyday wear
– Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth finish
– Durable DTF/DTG prints that retain detail; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
– OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced cotton; meets EU safety standards

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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